OK FOLKS!
NEF IS IN DA HOUSE!!!

chey, what's the big deal..
although i know that alot of y'all missed me =P
hahahahahaha..

kk, let's proceed..
oh ya, since it's been SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH a long time since i last blog, i guess i should do a disclaimer first eh?
ok, ladies and gentlemen, y'all are advise to go take your pop corn, coke, snacks and stuff, and it'll be best if you all go to the loo now too..
cause, this might be an ultra duper super really very long entry..

let's see, we'll start from the first day of the chalet..
ok, i woke up blooooody early cause i booked a driving lesson at 8am..
it was some cool shit i tell you..
cause nef is a fast learner, so the instructor figured, since you've pretty much gotten the hang of everything i've taught you, i'll bring you out for some fun..
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
so, we drove away from the test route, towards Lim Chu Kang area..
there's this high way that's pretty deserted..
and i... ...
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
that's the best word to describe it..
hahahaha, i drove 110+ kmph, i didn't wanna hit 120..
afterall, the instructor is still in the car eh?
then we talked and stuff, and since we're not in the test road, i rev alot and drove rather quickly..
then the instructor said this, "wah, next time you can drive Evo/WRX"
hahahahahaha, damn funny la..
then kept talking to the instructor, we talked about my sister [cause he also taught LaLa], movies, soccer... we just kept talking..
it was definitely a fun lesson..

guess what? after the lesson i was looking out for the girl with the BRIGHT hair colour, cause we always bump into each other after the 8am lesson..
but she decided not to stalk me that day, oh well..
guess what?
i bumped into Rihan instead..
literally, on purpose of course..
i saw him from a distance, he was looking at the ground or something..
then i walked towards him, he avoided me, but i followed and bumped into him deliberately..
i bet he must be thinking, "What the fuck is this guy doing"
hahahahaha, then he looked up, and i smiled at him, and he went EH!
and we talked..
turned out that it was his first lesson..
this funny dude was pretty nervous..
he's acting like he's taking his Practical Test!
hahahaha, he's a funny guy, we talked until the bell rang for his lesson, which was about 10 minutes? or 15? not too sure..
it felt kinda long, but it's always nice to catch up with friends eh?
so i left, went home, packed up my stuffs, went to meet HuaCu, poor fella, i was late for half an hour =x i even took a cig before taking the LRT, knowing he's already there XD
any way, we took and ultra super duper long MRT ride to Downtown East..
i fucking hate taking the train, i just bloody hate it..
i don't even know why -.-
we sort of took "shifts" sleeping..
HuaCu slept for the first half of the trip, and i slept through the rest of the journey..
i was bloody tired, but during the first half of the MRT trip, i kept getting flashbacks, all the bloody memories..
i kept thinking about the past, sheesh..
it was a pretty bad way to kick start everything..
too bad i guess, then we transferred to a bus and checked in together..
it sounds so wrong huh -.-

he had to meet his god sister cause our darling cutie poh is still underage, so he can't book the chalet..
and... ...
she's pretty!
i was like, looking at her from the outside =x
hahahahaha, she's attached though..
hmmm, not like it mattered. hahahahahahaha, sheesh, i'm turning evil. EVIL!
so we checked in, i sort of unpacked, washed the toilet [i'll get to this later], checked the refrigerator, put stuffs in, went to fill up the flask with water, plugged in my PS2 and play play play play play..
until it was fricking boring, then we went to rent BI-CYCLEs..
2 of us brought back 4 bikes..
it was friggin' hard man, and i got a cut from it too..
it haven even healed..
the cut was kinda small, but it was pretty bad, yellowish and stuff..
sick shit..
i ripped off the yellow stuff, maybe that's why it took sucha long time to heal =x
hahahaha, i couldn't resist it, tempting, so i tore off the yellowish skin like thing , revealing my flesh -.-
yea, dumb ass bike cut me..
so we went back, me and HuaCu went cycling..
ahhh, memories again, we went pretty far, but we didn't go all the way to the end, case it was gonna rain..
HuaCu wanted to act tough, saying the rain wasn't a big deal, but i wanna enjoy the rest of the chalet without fever nor the sniffles..
so we went to look for dinner, i didn't want to eat fastfood junk, so we went to the food court..
went back, watched a little tv, smoked a little, then Levin and YH arrived, they had their Riding Theory that day, and they passed, oh ya, i had mine too! and i also passed my Final Theory on that day! :D
and my TP Test is on 18th Jan 2007. my fucking PDL expires before that -.-
that's for not taking theory... ... ... ...
yea, they reached, Levin was hungry, so we cycled to Changi Village to have supper.. yes, I LOVE SUPPERS!
eat eat eat eat eat..
guess what?
we went to take a look at those transexuals..
and i didn't get to see them again..
cause it was raining and stuff, which sane "lady" will stand in the rain huh?
sheesh, i've been there a few times but i've never taken a good look before..
afterall, they do look like women... from far =P
so we left the carpark, apparently a heaven for transexual lovers..
shortly after we left the carpark, Levin had a fall..
he had cuts and bruises all over his legs, it was pretty bad, but thankfully, he only suffered from superficial wounds..
so we paddled back..
then we took turns to shower, and that mother fucking paedophile was talking to some Evangelion girl from RGS..
LOL, hahahahahaha, ROFLMFBO..
the famous quote, "AI YA YA YA YA"
HOLY FUCKING COW DUNGS!
hahahahahahahaha, fucking picture Huacu saying it..
it gives me goosebumps all over man..
*SHIVERS*
after showering, we had the usual stuffs, TALKING!
lights off, and we talked, Huacu went to bed though, but we managed to wake him up, and we had our "Worst-Case-Senerio" talk..
IT WAS FRICKIN' FRIGGIN' FUNNY..
i laughed the house down..
luckily we had no neighbours that day, the checked in the day after..
and we got tired, and went to dreamland..
speaking of our neighbours, don't be too shocked..

they were a group of really nice malays..
i went to borrow scissors from them and they were really really nice!
oh ya, when me and Levin were smoking outside our chalet, we met another nice person!
this malay lady, she gave us an extra ticket for Wild Wild Wet cause she was checking out on that day..
she really brightened the day for the both of us :D
these kinda small actions can be really heartwarming eh? ;D

ok, done with that part, oh ya, morning!
*KU KU KU KU*
[for your info, that's the sound of a rooster]
i can't remember who woke up first, not like it's important huh?
we returned the bikes and went for Mackers for breakfast..
heh, we decided to go budget just in case..
so we ordered the $2 meal..
went back, changed and went to Wild Wild Wet!
took the "bicycle" ride first, to get a birds eye view of the park..
i think our birds managed to get really nice view of the park, and the girls..
and the ride seriously looks no safe if you look at the whole device..
but we couldn't be bothered, and they didn't allow us to go until the pair of girls before us were like half way through the ride..
and to make matters worse, they're a buncha slow pokes..
so we peddled forward without bothering..
OIE OIE!!!
knn, so we stopped..
i don't know why we even bothered to wait..
no like we're gonna knock into their stupid carriages huh?
although i do believe if that happens it should be pretty dangerous..
thankfully i took the ride with Levin, we're 2 bloody skinny arses..
after that we went to take the slides, we start with the one that we can take together, the one with the huge float..
it was fun!
then we took the individual slides..
we took the open slide first, followed by the enclose one..
the rides we friggin' slow, not fun at all..
and the enclosed one..
hmmm, let's just say i don't like to be in complete darkness..
i don't wanna elaborate, i think only one person knows why?
it's not exactly a reason though, but whatever huh..
and i fucking got stuck in the enclosed one..
i think cause i'm too light? either that or i've got a friggin' huge butt..
move move move, suddenly there's a loud squeak..
and i felt like i wasn't moving, had to push myself -.-
it happened twice, didn't happen to levin though, didn't bother to ask YH and HC..
after that we went to take the Samsung ride, frickin' fun..
loved it, but it scared the balls out of the 3 of them..
and they couldn't find their balls after the ride ended, so we only took the ride once, cause they didn't wanna go for the rides without their nuts..
oh well, poor me..
I NEED FRIENDS WITH BIGGER BALLS PLEASE!
Jason will inspect them for me..
LOL! hahahahahahaha, and that bloody fucker's in for a treat, and i'm not gonna tell you why ;D
then we went to the lazy pool to slack and get our tans..
honestly, i was pretty satisfied with my tan..
it was HOT!
seriously, i was kinda red, which was seriously sweet, at least from my point of view, but good shits don't last eh? it became more brown the next day, and a few days later the skin started to peel off, and i got slightly fairer, though the tan is still there..
it pisses me off, i mean, i had to endure the pains of sunburn, and my fucking skin decides to peel off?! then why the fuck did i get myself tanned for?!
sheesh, at least i'm not white now..
i was literally white..
as i was saying, lazy pool..
they played all my favourite songs while i was in it!
imagine this scene, skinny white guy, lying on a float, dancing like some kinda retard..
hahahahaha, but it was fun, singing too!
not like i'd give a shit about what you're gonna think of me eh?
after that we went to the wave pool, and Levin couldn't swim =x
poor fella..
hahahahaha, trapped in the middle of a "storm"
they should sprinkle jets of cold water upwards like what they do in Jurong, it's bloody nice..
but they're not exactly immitating a storm, cause the name of the ride was Tsunami?
sheesh, it would have been better if the waves were higher..
and the right side of the pool had bigger waves than the left side..
the difference is really huge..
after that we left the place to have lunch at Mackers, again..
HC went back to sleep..
bloody idiotic pig..
sleep sleep sleep, he can even do stunts when he's sleeping, but i'll elaborate later..
after lunch we met up with Terry and Levin's sis..
booked the BBQ pit [yes, you have to book the pit and pay a fee to use it, but you don't really hafta book the pits, once again, shall talk about it later]
then went back into Wild Wild Wet again..
and this time, the ride with the giant float, Ular Lah [i suddenly remembered the name] completely kicked ass with the 2 of them..
i don't know why, but it was more exciting?
maybe cause of the additional weight huh? no clue..
then as usual, lazy pool, stupid Tsunami ride..
they didn't take the Samsung ride..
IT'S THE COOLEST RIDE IN WILD WILD WET AND YOU GUYS DON'T WANNA TAKE IT?!
WHY?
WHY?
TELL ME WHY?

oh well, it's their style..
NOT exciting..
talking about exciting, i'm gonna go take the inverted-bungee ride soon, i think..
with Wei Tat, provided i've got enough stash for what i have in mind..
hmmm, i fucking need truckloads of moolah..
well, not exactly truckloads, but then again, i still kinda need alot of money..
BUT, it's a secret, and i'm not telling you
lalalalalala~
you can kick me in the balls if you're not happy, ah, but you're too far!
offer is invalid offline..
:D

speaking of SECRETS, yes, we've got a BIG secret installed, and guess what?
i'm not telling you
hahahahahaha..
ok ok, yes after getting baked under the sun, we went back to our den, rinsed off, some of them showered, and went down to Sheng Shiong [better known as Sing Song, my mother's KBox, LOL]
we shopped for the BBQ stuffs and everything, then went back to the chalet..
BBQ BBQ BBQ..
half way through, our darling kenneth was feeling kinda emo..
suddenly ditched them without saying and went for a walk alone..
i did tell YH that i was feeling kinda moody and stuff..
naturally, he said, "don't think too much la, not good for your health, and he asked what i was thinking of"
then i looked him in the eye, and i guess all the sadness can be seen in my eyes huh?
"ok, don't say it then"
i think he told Levin about it?
or maybe Levin sensed it himself, so he sms-ed JiaLi, and JiaLi called Nat, and Nat called me to chat..
it did make me feel better, but Nat..
sigh, i don't wanna talk about it, bothersome..
went back, then we talked about going to Fisherman's Village..
yea, TALKED about it..
and ended up they played cards all night..
and we had our usual chat again..
then we slept, woke up, went for work, me, YH and Levin went to work, leaving HC alone at the chalet =x
hahahaha, actually our evil plot was to leave HC and Jason at the chalet, let the 2 romantic abit?
who knows, they might even make out huh?
hahahahahahahaha XD

went to work, it was at Tampines Junction..
we basically staple statements from Citibank, sort them out, and seal them up in envelops..
the job is pretty boring, so what did i do?
i decided to take note of the names, and suddenly a number caught my eye..
$900,000
that mother fucker had $900,000 in his bank!
but that wasn't my form of entertainment..
i looked at the names of Citibank's clients, and modified their names in my mind..
and it was friggin' funny..
some names didn't even needa be "modified" to be funny..
they've got names like lampa, hong gan, and something jajajaja..
LOL
JAJAJAJA is really funny, dude! if you wanna make a funny name, at least spell it correctly right?
it's HAHAHAHA..
ROFLMBO..
me and Levin were sharing the funny names thing together, and YH... ...
he's a bloody robot..
looking at him while he's at it is friggin' funny..
picture this, he's looking straight, only his hands are moving, and he's sealing up the envelops slowly, he's not even blinking..
sheesh..
after we were done, kenneth was famished!
so we went for dinner, then we met HC at the interchange, and we went to Levin's friend's LAN shop..
and we gamed from night till dawn, and took a bus back to our chalet..
all of us K.O-ed except for Levin..
mad kid..

sleep sleep sleep, wake up, made a few calls, and sms-es, and we called Christ, HuiJun, Bernard, LaLa, Terry and Levin's sis down for another BBQ!
this time only me, Levin and HC went down to SingSong [lol] to buy the BBQ stuffs..
and we BBQ-ed!
they played cards again -.- seriously, they have a problem with gambling, and thankfully, i was educated in a way such that i wouldn't touch gambling..
then me, LaLa, Christ and HuiJun watched My Lovely Samsoon..
it's very nice!
and the girls..
being girls, they expected to be served huh... ... ... ...
but they didn't ask for it, but, oh well, nef the nice guy served them..
SO NICE RIGHT?
Huijun, remember the hotdog?
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
shit man, i'm really laughing out loud, i'd be dead if i wake up my parents =/
so we served the ladies, and i even de-shelled the prawn for LaLa! [notice it's singular, cause the rest of them LaLa de-shelled herself, and for me also, cause i was BBQ-ing outside ok!]
oh ya!
and Christ was really really really nice!
why?
SHE BOUGHT YAKULT!
sheesh, i was missing it, and she bought it!
ok, i'll let y'all in on a secret..
i knew she'll buy it =x
oh ya, and she also bought chocolate!
which was really nice :D
i LOVE chocolate!
and i'm hungry now t.t

ok ok, then Huijun and Christ left first..
then after that i ate alittle more, watched abit more of the drama, packed, showered and headed home cause i had work the next morning..
Bernard stayed over with them..
i seriously wanted to stay over..
oh well..
went home, sleep, woke up, went for work with Wei Tat..
we're working at IMM's Esprit, and i'm still working there, and i'm working tomorrow as well, i haven got enough sleep, and i'm still blogging here!
i've been blogging ever since after dinner, which is about 7 30+?
allllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way until now, which is close to 1am already..
of course, in between i ate some stuffs, glanced at the tv, and showered..

oh ya, work..
worked for 2 days and some shit cropped up, which gave me a week off..
so what did i do for the week off?

i watched Click again, watched Monster House, Find Me Guilty, Rumor Has It, The Devil Wears Prada, Barnyard and finished watching Ouran High School Host Club, up till the latest episode that is..

Click was great as usual, for those that haven watched it, please, do me a favor, go watch it ok?
it's damn nice!
it's about this guy that had everything he ever wanted at the expense of everything else..

then there's Monster House, it sucks, if you wanna know about it go Google it yourself..
stupid movie..

Find Me Guilty, it's worth watching, but you hafta pay attention to the movie, it's really interesting..
it's about this syndicate trying to prove their "innocence"
the leading actor, Vin Diesel, was a guy full of lovey dovey nonesense, he got screwed and went ter jail, then while he was still serving his sentence he got sued again, together with the whole of his gang..
he was pissed with his lawyer for landing him in jail and making loads of moolah off him, so he ditched him and decided to be his own defence lawyer..
the whole story is basically about this law suit, and it's really interesting watching the whole process..

Rumor Has It... ... ... ...
the number one reason to watch it?

JENNIFER ANISTON

and story's kinda nice too, i loved the ending..
the story's about this guy that laid Jennifer Aniston's grandma, mother and herself..


ahhh, Barnyard, it's very funny, it's a nice movie..
i caught it in the theatres with my lovely cousins and uncle!
it was his birthday and everything..
he's my favourite uncle [and i love him alot] and they're my favourite cousins!
kick ass combination huh?
another scenario for you all to imagine..
my uncle walking in front, i'm holding the hands of both of my cousins, ZhiQian and NuoXi, with my brother walking beside us..
I sat at the left most side, ZhiQian sat on my right..
I LOVE ZHIQIAN LOADS!
and this cheeky fella was pinching my butt while we were walking up towards the cinema in Jurong Point..
it was like this..

*pinch pinch*
i ignore it, maybe he'll stop?
*pinch pinch*
looks at him, he giggles and laugh, and i ignore again
*pinch pinch*
i look at him, "don't naughty ar"
*pinch pinch*
i look at him, and he says, "why your buttock so soft one?"

hahahahahahahaha, he's so cute huh?
they're lovely, adorable, and to make things perfect, they're kids!
i love kids :D
i want 3 children in the future XD
no less! i don't mind having more though =P


hmmm, The Devil Wears Prada..
in my opinion, it's just an over-rated film..
the plot was basically predictable..
actually, the whole movie is kinda predictable and stuff..
LaLa insisted it's better than Click, but i still think Click is better =x

ok, besides movies, there's also..

BALI HOUSE!


'Sup ladies?


I love beer


and Viceroy


and LaLa


and myself


YH and his stony self


i wasn't even naughty!


probably the coolest sibs alive


whatcha lookin' at


besides Bali House, town, movies, and more town, i also spent more time with my parents!
we went to Plaza to get some grocerrise from the supermarket, and we had supper together at the coffee house too..
i love them truckloads!
i even offered to do the housework!
i was my dad vacuuming in front of me, he was sweating, and he looks kinda pissed too..
ok, basically, there are a few things you should know about my family, #1 we get pissed when we do housework [except for me and my brother], #2 we fucking hate to look for things, #3 nobody can stand my mother nagging
LOL, the last one is kinda off topic, but that's about all huh?
so the first thought that came to my mind when i saw my dad was to help him vacuum..
since i'm bumming around huh?
then i was like "should i ask should i ask?"
hmmm, and i asked, and my dad gave me the vacuum..
i could tell he was pretty shocked, but he's glad too..
cause he wasn't pissed after i asked him, and he smiled too! :D

I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!
but it has nothing to do with you, Barney, so go away you purple pea brain!

ok ok, i'm getting really tired now, it's 1 30pm..

OH YA, this i cannot forget..

HJ'S PLACE!!!

i saw his nick, and it wrote that he was feeling down, i asked him, but he didn't reply, so i went to take a shower, and he called me, after showering, i called back, and he asked me out for supper, i immediately put on some clothes and went down to meet him..
he was there for me before so i wanna be there for him too..
but turned out it was nothing much..
we had supper, which was great!
but thinking of it now really annoys me cause i am freaking hungry..
i can eat 2 cows now..
while we were buying food, HJ asked if we wanted to get some beer..
so?
HELL YEA!
but we only bought a bottle, large bottle kind?
went back, ate, drank that bottle, then we took the bottles of XO and Martell he had and we drank shots..
it was nice..
HJ got high, i wasn't high, but i'm always in the mood to go crazy..
so?


i am drunk


and very crazy


i am sober


but still crazy


this is what you get when you put 2 idiots together


he knows he looks good


God bless you


are you hungry?


no


he's an idiot huh


says who


ME


laughs at the real idiot


blue eyes, pretty

then after drinking at his house, he insisted on sending me back, so he sent me to my house, and i insisted on sending him back..
the lunatic is high for god's sake..
so?
i suggested taking a walk along Nicon..
like the old times, i took the keys from Ah Da, and told her to passed me a can of beer..
A can, cause i don't want Mr. I-Am-High to get drunk..
so, we walked towards the playground, sat down, i finished my can of beer, we talked, played the see-saw..
when down, sat at the badminton court and talked again..
ahhh, that was when nef went crazy, acted like he was some kinda drunkard on purpose..
i had to let some steam off i felt..
so we talked, i told him about how pissed i am..
walked towards the gate facing the main road, and swore at the top of my voice..
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
*walks back*
"eh wait, not enough"
*turns back and continues yelling..
and then he decided to be a stupid prick, and hits stuff, injuring his innocent hands..
"why inflict physical pain? mentally is enough"
"i'd rather have physical pain than have it mentally"
"nef, it's not worth it"

i know it's not worth it, i've been through it a billion times at least..
"nef, it's not worth it"
"kosta, it's not worth it"
"bro, it's not worth it"
thanks guys for being there, i love y'all and everything..
sigh, but sometimes, even when you know it's frickin' not worth it, you still do stupid stuffs huh?

hah, anyways, it's over, i'm not thinking about this issue any more, i'm gonna have a headache soon..
so...........................


Good night folks

i fucking edited the ending 3 times!!!
LOL.
nah, it's because i figured that elaborating is pointless, i don't wanna make unneccessary comments as well..
heh, and i'm trying to have a civilised friendship with her so.. why the fuck would i wanna screw things up?

any way, i'm gonna go work now, i'm working from Monday alllllllll the way till Friday this week..
and there's Bryan's and Fanelle's birthday party!
Fanelle is my girlfriend, hahahahaha, i can't even remember why, and i think she's already forgotten about it..
heh, since i can't remember why, i can't explain why she's my "girlfriend" huh?

ahhh, verbal diarrhea..
stupid Wei Tat so slow..
sheesh, oh ya, me, HJ and Frog are hacking in Maple =x
hahahahaha, "i thought you only play legit? go play legit la"
bloody HJ, sarcastic huh..
later i post out your P2H picture you don't cry..
HAHAHAHAHA

i'm so hungry, and i think i'm having Mackers again?
sweeeeet, my new love, Hot Milo ;D
never thought i'd say this, cause i've always rejected Milo, oh ya, and i don't like Ice Milo, and i don't know why =P

WHAT THE FUCK, it's 09 21 now
nef : Why you so long
tat : i just woke up
nef : JUST WOKE UP?!
tat : *laughs
tat : i'll be out in 5 minutes

there goes my breakfast?
heh, actually, not like we care, my stomach comes first XD
ahhh, and this job is freaking boring, i hate tagging, fucking pins always poke me here, there, everywhere..
I'm gonna go prepare now, SEE Y'ALL!