DEAR SANTA,

generally speaking, i've been good.
ok, i shall start with the time when our PSI [please stand indoors] was like darn high, i also helped contribute to the PSI! although i couldn't contribute much, but the effort was there, no?
also, i've been watching lots of educational programs, one very very really very good example would have be Southpark. as a matter of fact, i finished watching every episode, that's like 10 seasons, it's definitely no mean feat dude. from there, i learnt lots of useful stuffs and facts. i've learnt new useful phrases like, "suck my balls" and "shit face cock sucker", of course, there are alot more. and after watching them, i also share them my friends and classmates. when i see them, i'd be like, "HEY SHIT FACE COCK SUCKERS, SUCK MY BALLS!"
oh ya, and the really really good good deeds i do all the time is, everytime after using the toilet, i'll cover the toilet bowl's lid. that's like so considerate right? besides, which guy actually does this? but i don't do that in public. i'm sure you'll understand right? i mean, public toilets are so fucking disgusting.
oh ya, and i appreciate things more too, like beer, hard liquer, alright, generally alcohol. i sort of take them on a weekly basis, together with a group of people that appreciate alcohol too. we take all of it, and make sure we don't waste it, not even a single drop. although occassionally they'll puke all of it out, but i've been good, i didn't! ok, maybe once, just this one time at Blue Hut, but it's because their beer sucks.
OH, and a major good deed i did, i donated blood! ok, or at least i ATTEMPTED to donate blood. i was rejected cause i was having a cough, but it's the thought that counts right? i mean, it's not like i chickened out or anything eh? hey, i'm no wuss, Santa.
OH OH, and i signed some say no to casual sex shit, which makes me totally holy. WEEE! NO TO CASUAL SEX!
i've also been working out on a regular basis to keep myself trim and fit! does that count being good?
ok, so overall, i've been good, so i believe i deserve an 80GB iPod. hmmm, fine, maybe i haven been THAT good, so i guess a 30GB iPod will do as well.

Yours very super duper really alot of sincerity sincerely,
KENNETH