my twisted night

me, terry, levin, his sister, yee hong and may ying spent an entire night watching movies.
kinda like a movie marathon, full of fucking twisted movies.
first, we watched Hard Candy, which they totally did not like, but i thought it was pretty ok?
then we watched Saw and Saw II.
ok, all these 3 movies are fucking twisted.

the first one, Hard Candy, is about this 14 year old genius girl.
she's fucking smart, and pretty darn twisted.
she drugs a guy's dick, and attempted to castrate him herself.
a very pyschological movie.
when the movie was showing the part when she's gonna castrate the guy, me and levin we like grabbing our groins [OUR OWN GROINS, NOT EACH OTHERS'] and going "AWWW", then terry looked at us skeptically, then a few more seconds later he said this, "I FEEL IT TOO" and grabbed his own groin. picture it. fucking funny right?

and the two other movies i believe most people would know.
it involves fucking twisted people that attempt to help people treasure their lives more by putting them in situations that are... ... completely fucked up.

after that we went home, i think it was close to 7am when i reached home?
yea, i changed, laid on my bed, and text-ed weitat.
i'm glad that i did, cause, as predicted, there's something on.
so, without sleeping, i changed, packed up, and went out to have breakfast, then went to school with him.
BOYS' BRIGADE :D
i met up with weilun for breakfast as well.
it's been so long since i last saw him.
and he tried to convince me into joining the BB again, as a primer.
ok, i could see his effort, but i wasn't moved.
i wanted to join, but they rejected me, so i don't want to join now.
you know, it's like, i'm showing them the attitude, the one sammy showed me when i wanted to join. fuck you
but when kahlong approached me, i agreed.
that's just me i guess?
get the right person to speak to me and i'm nailed.
so, i'm in the primer section now, no longer a helper only, my advice?
EXPECT HELL :D MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
alright, i believe i don't really have to go into details of what kinda hell they should expect, oh well, just be prepared for the worst ;D
hahahaha, god, weilun is right, i've become scarier as compared to the last time he saw me :D

any way, i was reading off something from some bulletin board, and i came to realise that it's bloody true.
heck, and girls never realise it.
oh well, it's never too late.
you know how guys say you're pretty, you're beautiful, say that you're the most gorgeous piece of meat in the universe and everything, we would very much feel loved when girls say it to us, although it never happens.
one simple sentence like, "hey handsome", does wonders :D

tomorrow's lesson is at vivocity, interesting huh?
pop culture shit, we're gonna have a debate and everything.
meeting bernard at 12 30 for lunch.

god, i'm so bored.
it's 01 50, i've got lessons tomorrow, and i don't feel like sleeping now.
sheesh.

oh ya, and someone asked me this question.
you are given two job opportunites, the first one, earn 5k per month, fixed salary, no increment.
OR,
work for 1 CENT per day, but your pay doubles after every single day for 31 days, which is a month. after which, you have to work for me for another 30 years WITHOUT getting paid any more.

ok, you're supposed to think of the answer now.

MEANWHILE,
i'm meeting ee chen tomorrow.
we're going down to the BB HQ to get our uniform and everything.
hopefully weitat will be able to tag along as well :D

and my driving practical test is coming soon!
19th Jan.
woot, two more weeks only :D
but fuck, tertiary fling is one 18th.
I FUCKING WANNA GO.
oh well, but i'm not gonna fucking mess up my TP, not worth the risk, although it is one of the most happening parties.
fuck it.

ok, AS I WAS SAYING, yes, two jobs, 5k per month, no increment, OR, 1cent a day, pay doubles after every single day for 31days, then work for free for 30 years.
aite, if you went for the 5k per month thing, good for you ol' chap, you're quite a conservative fella.
but if you chose the 1cent per day, ok, you can calculate this with the calculator in your programs list, but you hafta change it to scientic mode.
2^31 = $21,474,836.48
that's 20 fucking million bucks in one month man.

any way, my share of the week, Fountains Of Wayne - Mexican Wine


Fountains Of Wayne - Mexican Wine

He was killed by a cellular phone explosion
They scattered his ashes across the ocean
The water was used to make baby lotion
The wheels of commotion were set into motion

But the sun still shines in the summer time
I'll be yours if you'll be mine
I tried to change but I changed my mind
Think I'll have another glass of mexican wine

She lived alone in a small apartment
Across the street from the health department
She left her pills in the glove compartment
That was the afternoon her heart went

And the sun still shines in the summer time
I'll be yours if you'll be mine
I tried to change but I changed my mind
Think I'll have another glass of mexican wine
Think I'll have another glass of mexican wine

I used to fly for United Airlines
Then I got fired for reading high times
License expired in almost no time
Now I'm retired and I think that's fine

Because the sun still shines in the summer time
I'll be yours if you'll be mine
I tried to change but I changed my mind
Think I'll have another glass of mexican wine

Think I'll have another glass of mexican wine
Won't you have another glass of mexican wine


slow rock, rocks.

and rick just asked me to celebrate my birthday in MoS, like what he's gonna do.
he's gonna open bottles and everything.
ok, i'm not that rich as to open bottleS [it's a capital S], but the main thing is, it's not really my kinda thing, i like to celebrate my birthdays with my family :D
aite, but i'm not so much into birthdays.
i get birthday blues, i dread it most of the time.
i love birthdays, but not my own birthday, strange eh?
but yea, it's true, though most of the time, when i'm celebrating it, i'll be really happy.
lol

OH YA! AND I GOT 70+ FOR MY CMA TEST!
WOOT, boy am i glad.
i was hoping to score for this test, but everytime when i expect to score well, disappointment follows.
so, my hopes weren't so high, but HELL YES!
my efforts were paid off :D
so happy!
ok, maybe not alot of effort was applied.
but, i stayed up the entire night and studied for it!
oh ya, half of my marks came from MCQ, actually, more than half.
38 marks came from it, lol.
i only got one wrong, else i'd have score the full 40 marks.
and i got full marks for some other parts as well :D
but there's this section that i didn't study for, and came out.
i lost 11 marks there -.-
fuck that.
ok, enough of me bragging.
it's 02 19, time to sleep i guess.
though i'm not sure if i'll go to bed, hah, that's just me, oh well.
ciao, love and piss mother fuckers ;)