Marvel at God's artwork

have you ever wondered what's at the other end of the rainbow?

heh, the truth is, i've always knew that it's none existence, so i've never bothered myself about it.

brace yourselves, two more weeks and you can kiss your attachment goodbye.
well, me and other colleague is planning something devious.
heh heh heh.
we'll stun everybody before we leave the organization ;D
and make it a memorable one >:)
Operation Cleopatra

oh, and we were attacked by an angry mob today.
not at all surprising.
*ting tong* Train arrving, yada yada yada, Jurong East Interchange
and the angry mob rushes out, and attempts to squeeze every ounce of shit outta your body.

WHY MEN DON'T LISTEN And Women Can't Read Maps
Most men get a brain hemorrhage after 20 minutes of shopping.

Many men think monogamy is what furniture is made of.

How to satisfy a woman everytime?Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, fix things, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, soothe, tantalize, humor, placate, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, ignore fat bits, cuddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, anticipate, smooch, nuzzle, forgive, accessorize, entertain, charm, carry for, oblige, fascinate, attend to, trust, defend, clothe, brag about, sanctify, acknowledge, spoil, embrace, die for, dream of, tease, gratify, squeeze, indulge, idolize, worship.

How to satisfy a man everytime?
Arrive naked.

Women's Turn-Ons
1. Romance
2. Commitment
3. Communication
4. Intimacy
5. Nonsexual touching

Men's Turn-Ons
1. Pornography
2. Female nudity
3. Sexual variety
4. Lingerie
5. Her availability

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather.
Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
Some of the more interesting quotes from the book i'm reading ;)

We are famous

KenDanYong

there's always a first time for everything

ok, for the first time in my life, i actually felt really really shy.
sheesh, i know it sounds unbelieveable, i mean,
KENNETH??? SHY?????
any way, i was talking to my colleague while waiting for the train, then another colleague of mine keep looking at me.
then i looked at her, and she looked at me.
then i turned around and look behind me, then i shifted position and asked her,
"what are you looking at?"
and she said, "i'm looking at you, why?"
"uh, i shy la..."
then i felt a loss for words lol -.-

never mind that, then i went home, walked into my house, and stoned beside the tv.
somehow, my brain couldn't focus.
i stared at the living room cause i realized that something was different.
i stood there for several seconds, then i walked to the kitchen, and realized that we had a guest in the living room -.-
to make things worse, i pushed back all my hair, so it probably looked like i managed to survive some kinda terrorist bomb attack or something.

bah.
any way, time for bed, slogged till 8 30pm today, then i had to take the bloody train from Toa Payoh allllllllllllllllll the way back to Gombak
[and my BEST-DAD-IN-THE-WHOLE-WORLD dad picked me up and sent me home :D]
so time to get some rest.
oh ya, i forgot to mention, the colleague that kept looking at me was kinda pretty, which probably explains why i was shy? maybe

OK BYE!

P.S to all Heroes lovers, SEASON TWO IS O-U-T!

Q: What is the most challenging task you've encountered during your attachment?
A: Deciding what to have for lunch.

;D

doing what i do best

if my beloved laptop grew a neck now, i'd strangle her ;D

oh well, i haven blogged for ages, but the sick boy needs his rest!
ah, i think i'll really gonna be ill, i feel dizzy.
oh, and i just browsed through the photos taken at FEZ, they were wack!

the boxer brothers!
ok, i'm out!

making smiles