Marvel at God's artwork

have you ever wondered what's at the other end of the rainbow?

heh, the truth is, i've always knew that it's none existence, so i've never bothered myself about it.

brace yourselves, two more weeks and you can kiss your attachment goodbye.
well, me and other colleague is planning something devious.
heh heh heh.
we'll stun everybody before we leave the organization ;D
and make it a memorable one >:)
Operation Cleopatra

oh, and we were attacked by an angry mob today.
not at all surprising.
*ting tong* Train arrving, yada yada yada, Jurong East Interchange
and the angry mob rushes out, and attempts to squeeze every ounce of shit outta your body.

WHY MEN DON'T LISTEN And Women Can't Read Maps
Most men get a brain hemorrhage after 20 minutes of shopping.

Many men think monogamy is what furniture is made of.

How to satisfy a woman everytime?Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, fix things, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, soothe, tantalize, humor, placate, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, ignore fat bits, cuddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, anticipate, smooch, nuzzle, forgive, accessorize, entertain, charm, carry for, oblige, fascinate, attend to, trust, defend, clothe, brag about, sanctify, acknowledge, spoil, embrace, die for, dream of, tease, gratify, squeeze, indulge, idolize, worship.

How to satisfy a man everytime?
Arrive naked.

Women's Turn-Ons
1. Romance
2. Commitment
3. Communication
4. Intimacy
5. Nonsexual touching

Men's Turn-Ons
1. Pornography
2. Female nudity
3. Sexual variety
4. Lingerie
5. Her availability

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather.
Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
Some of the more interesting quotes from the book i'm reading ;)