FUCKING WACK SHIT

HAHAHAHAHAHA..
i came home tipsy, emptied my pocket and threw everything on the table as usual, drank a glass of water and went to pee..
then i came out, walked back to the living room to find the tv turned on..

nef : who turned on the tv?
lala : don't know? not me, you la
nef : not me la! i where got
lala : is you
nef : where is the remote?
*searches for it*
*finds it in the dining room*
nef : i where got walk here.. i stand here and asked why your eyes like so fierce..

LOL.
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED MAN?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
WHO FUCKING TURNED ON THE TV?!

seriously, what the fuck just happened man, i'm not THAT high?
or at least i thought so, and it just happened fucking less than 5 mins ago man..
me and bernard went to Bali House for a drink, actually we wanted to go to Zouk tomorrow but Kevin had something on, so we went to Bali House today instead..

it was good, it was kinda like a "all men's night" though there's only 2 guys..
hahahaha, we poured our hearts out man..
and the both of us went home pretty tipsy, i'd say we went back beyond the moderately high level. LOL
it was like..

nef:i think i'm still moderately high. you also right
bnard:ya
nef:think we wait awhile then leave
bnard:ok

then we waited for a very short while then bernard asked if we should leave, so we foot the bill and left..
but the time i reached the fucking bus stop, he was already fucking reaching his home..
and i had to wait for about half an hour for the fucking bus man..
bernard seemed to be in pretty bad shape when he reached home..
but thankfully he reached home safely, otherwise it'd be my fault man..
i guess tonight i was the EMO guy instead of him. HAHAHA.

seriously wack shit man, i don't know what happened to the tv.
I DO NOT RECALL EVER TURNING THAT SHIT ON OK?
i guess the best thing for me to do now is, remove my contacts, and go to dreamland, like what i told bernard to do. hahahahaha..
poor fella puked, and he's feeling pretty bad now, head's spinning and everything..
i guess it's probably cause he donated blood today..
i didn't donate cause i had cough, and you can't fucking donate blood when you have cough..
you can try lying your way through, but in case something wrong happens, you'll probably end up in jail..
oh well, i'd rather confess then go to jail for trying to do a good deed..

BAH, GOOD NIGHT FOLKS!
i'm gonna go join bernard in dreamland LOL.


nef grins like he's some kinda wack dude from the asylum whenever he's tipsy